ghostdildo:

getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up

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isn’t it absolutely crazy that the person you are going to marry is somewhere in the world right now. they could be eating, sleeping, staring up at the same sky you do wondering who they are going to marry as well.
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basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

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